I AM NOT ON THIS PLANET TO SERVE AND BE SECOND TO NO MUTHAFUCKING MAN. MY PURPOSE IN LIFE AS A WOMAN IS NOT TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS SO I DON’T UPSET THE FRAGILE ASS MALE EGO. I WAS NOT MADE AS JUST A MISSING RIB. I’M HERE AND VALID AS FUCK
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion.
For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR
cherish him forever
i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot